My Favorite Quotes

"With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible"
-Matthew 19:26

"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, internationally known, famous, genius"
-Jerry Lewis

"We buy objects not because we need them but because we want others to know we can afford them"
-Thorstein Veblen

"It's not what you're country can do for you, it's what your country can steal from other countries"
-Jon Lajoie

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars"
-A 1995 Camry owner

"Acclimatize, but don't you lose the plot"
-Brandon Flowers

"You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife"
-Columbus (Zombieland)

"What the hell is she gonna do with the pearls?"
-Maren Maclean

"You're more of a let down then fruit stripped gum"
-Peter Griffin

"Hi, I'm Kirt Humel and I will be auditioning for the roll of kicker"
-Kirt Humel (Glee)

"Behind the clouds is the sun still shining..." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"That guinea pig was my entire life! Taste my bisexual furry!"
-Zachary Quinto (Off Centre)

"Bob? Bob?! I don't know no Bob. Hey there citizen. Would you give me a hand with my super suction ears? It seems to have malfunctioned."
-Larry The Cucumber

"Alright, let's see some frolicking"
-Subway Employee

"Mr. shirt, you can talk"
-Adam Smith

"Genie... you're free"
-Aladdin

"DREAM even though it's too late. DANCE even though you're body aches"
-Unknown

"Fight! Fight! Somebody else! Not me! I don't wanna die!"
-Adam Smith

"I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touch" For Zach
-E.A Poe

"Love! Love until the night collapses!"
-Pablo Neruda

"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is be someone who can be loved."
-Omer B. Washington

‎"When you get there. There's no there there. But there will be a pool." -David Zucker

"I'm the best there is at what I do but what I do best isn't very nice."
-Wolverine

"Do grown-ups even care about right and wrong?"
-The little girl from Better off Ted

"She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad. And that’s important, you know." About Marylin Monroe

"We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public"

""Welcome to King Burger where we could do it your way but don't get crazy." -Bon Qui Qui

"There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw, orrrrr... Jiggilypuff." -Dumbledore (A Very Potter Musical)

‎"A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line" -C.S Lewis

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." -Earl Wilson